"Some of you are graduating summa cum laude. Some of you are graduating magna cum laude. And some of you are graduating thank you laude."
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
things i wish i could say irl:
- ???????? ???? ? ???
- u ok (this is not the same as “you okay?”)
- that cover of “what makes you beautiful” done entirely in laughs